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[22 Nov 2009|01:17am] |
[Warded to Iona Bradley]
Okay, love?
Who actually takes up Muggle Studies? Isn't that a bit contradictory in a magic school?
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| 008 |
[31 Oct 2009|09:44pm] |
Warded to 7th Year Hufflepuff Boys
Oi, Wankers, rules.
I know I went about this half-arsed the last time, so let me make this clearer: I'd appreciate it if we developed rules about girls in the dorms.
Yours,
Arty.
Warded to Naoko
Did I mention your brother already threatened me?
Is anyone else aware two girls were snogging at the dance? I thought only Muggles did that. To think, Ives will be satisfied now.
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| 007 |
[26 Oct 2009|04:42pm] |
[Warded to Hufflepuffs]
I realize this comes a little after the fact, but journal network being down I could not relay this message:
It is too late, my loves. I have procured a Harvest Ball date and, although you may be charming, beautiful, skilled, I must ask you display your prowess elsewhere.
It is discomforting to come out of my reverie and find Ives with Bradley on May's bed.
I know, love, you want to prove your womanhood. But might I suggest a more private location?
And do not worry, my lass, I will come to you one night and teach you all. Until then, you must be patient.
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[Warded to Naoko]
Might I join you in your dorm for a few nights? The girls have found partners with whom to whinge.
Quidditch really opens up the bowels of emotion.
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| 006 |
[21 Oct 2009|08:10pm] |
Eh, suppose it's a bit hard to distinguish myself amongst my dorm as the legitimate male if I continue to have no interest in anything but costume foreplay.
So, sweet secret santa, what do I like?
Horses.
Dueling.
And Quidditch.
True manly activities, build up the strength for beating and passionate love affairs, if you know how I mean.
[Warded to Naoko]
Hello love, how have you been since Hogsmeade?
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| 005 |
[01 Oct 2009|10:52pm] |
For Merlin's sake.
There are less whingy girls in the common room than in my dorm.
I'm going to feed my owl.
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| 004 |
[05 Sep 2009|11:58pm] |
Secret is out: my dorm mates have been taking hormone potions for years.
Don't worry. Extra Quidditch practice has made me an even better option.
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| 003 |
[27 Aug 2009|04:58pm] |
Seventeen!
Da might take me to a pub, but it's so difficult to find one with decent clientele. Ireland has such a breeding deficit.
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| 002 |
[18 Aug 2009|05:25pm] |
The Muggles seem to have been handing out party favors, and I missed the note? Shame. Luke, Marty, have you been taking Zeller all to yourselves?
I've been busy reading the Prophet. Load of rubbish that is, talking about Harper's trial and the lot. You'd think it was the Neo-Purists who were involved with the conspiracy theory.
So, who wants to try home? One last hurrah before school? Church? Pye? Zeller? Add a little spice to your lives.
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| 001 |
[05 Aug 2009|08:41pm] |
Muggles at Hogwarts?
I suppose they could clean. Maybe we ought to give the Muggleborns housekeeping lessons as well.
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